Professional Interpreting Discussions

I'm STUCK in a... -subtledoze zone -linguistic mud puddle -fingerspelling fiasco -bag of emotional mess -other peoples business -discombobulation -must be schizophrenic -running a marathon in your mind & mouth -psychotic breakdowns These have been borrowed from some awesome North Carolina interpreters. Can you think of any others??

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: An Open Letter to People Who, When I Tell Them I Am an American Sign Language Interpreter, Tell Me How Difficult They Imagine Braille Is to Learn/Read Books With. http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/10signlanguage.html